And the moment of the year goes to

(Left, Zindane levels Materazzi)

FIFA world Cup 06

Congratulations Zizu.

Saddam hussein:

Evil incarnation of the Mario Brothers, also goes by the name "Wario"
has been known to terrorize the country of Iraq
and the Mushroom Kingdom, resides in Bagdhad, Tikrit,
Drain Pipes, and The cloud level.

Saddam and Mario look like the same guy..

- (Urban Dictionary)

Stop. Drop and roll.. :)

She always prepared her christmas goodies
with a hint of 'danger' and 'beware',
and smiled an assassins smile, while handing them out.

Trigger happy/oldman/ride-a-scooter-grump/..

..and he honked, 11 times in rhythmic progression,
just in case i din't acknowledge the first 21.

In shit

..rolling his eyes heaven ward, seeking divine aid.

None came.

He was trying to be jovial, i pitied him immensely.

Your lost.
When you forget whats important to you.

follow the monkey

You can't finding nothing at all, if there was nothing there all along.

Mundane Monday..

It was a nice evening, cold,
twilighted with drunk old men, wifes in toe.
I sat fascinated at the food however.
Mountains of steaming rice
had become a sudden fixation.
We sat on the roof whiling away our time;
most of which was spent
trying to touch our tongues to our noses,
which gave us a temporary sense of accomplishment.