Why Get Them In The First Place?

Parents. Get rid of your kids squeaky shoes.
They aren't cute.
They are A-nnoying.
They are like little demons,
running around provocatively taunting you
with their own improvisation of that
ear cringing stabbers theme, that goes
(keek keek keek - sorry. i'm limited when it comes to sound inculsions)

Future Parents. Do not buy squeaky shoes. Period.